Distant Hills by Gary Larson
This is kind of a cop out, but I’ve always laughed at this, so I’m posting it anyway. It’s from a Far Side comic entitled “Cow poetry”.
Distant Hills
FROM THE FAR SIDE
By Gary Larson
The distant hills call to me.
Their rolling waves seduce my heart.
Oh, how I want to graze in their lush valleys.
Oh, how I want to run down their green slopes.
Alas, I cannot.
Damn the electric fence!
Damn the electric fence!
